Love all the hurt away.

Most of yesterday afternoon was spent catching up with "Thng-Lau" and "Liang-Lau" (private joke ;p) at Bugis Junction, where we had some (healthy) discussions on unnatural sex (o_O), vibrators (O_o) and other sex toys (O_O) - uh, not exactly a topic that we intended to talk about initially, but it just came (:D) along and off we went. It was quite rewarding actually, especially when the most insightful comments came from Thng-Lau's younger brother. I went home feeling 0.5% more informed than before :>

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Another new meme (is it pronounced mee-mee, or mem?), because I have been tagged. I'm tagging anyone who is bored and feels like doing this.

01) You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
- There are people I dislike but I don't think I am that mean yet ^_^

02) You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
- Guo Mei Mei, so she can shut up about that cockroach song already.

03) Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
- Hmm. A certain relative ;)

04) What is your favorite cheese?
- Cheddar (i.e. KRAFT singles).

05) You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to human kind is at your immediate disposal. What sandwich would you want?
- 6-inch Steak & Cheese on Parmesan Oregano bread with lettuce, onion and capsicum, Southwest/Sweet Chilli sauce with salt and pepper, from Subway. Oh I'm drooling now.

06) You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no strings attached, just sex. Who is it?
- Takeshi Kaneshiro - Andy Lau - Brad - Won Bin - Kimura Takuya - and Richard Gere (if he still can uhm... make it ;p) Gosh I am such a total slut!

07) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who is it?
- I don't even have to think. Give me Mark McGrath from Sugar Ray. And Andy Lau.

08) Now that you've slept with, and been friends with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you spend it on?
- I'll take Mom to a nice dinner :)

09) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you going?
- The Carribbean.

10) Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
- Check into a hotel resort and use the money to pay for room service!

11) An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific", what is it?
- Strawberry margarita from Cafe Iguana, SINGAPORE!!!!!! Alternatively I wouldn't mind some Heineken or Carlsberg or Sapporo.

12) Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
- First of all, Rufus WHO??? Uhm... Shanghai in the 1960s, and dance in one of those funky nightclubs like there was no tomorrow.

13) You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
- That all my favourite celebrities are to live on the island with me and be my friends. Muahahahhahaahaha... this is so weird.

14) You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
- "Who Wants To Be My Kid?" (o_O) - an adoption program for childless/unmarried/barren people ;) Am I too creative or what?

15) What is your favorite expletive?
- The one word that starts with the letter F ;)

16) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
- Say hi, extend my right hand for a handshake, and offer them some coffee. Or uh... Tiger beer.

17) Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. What is it?
- My stuffed toy elephant, Xiao Xiang. Then again, I treat him almost like a living thing already ;p

18) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
- Invisibility.

19) You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
- Japan! Riben! Nippon! Nihon!

20) This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one would you hang out at?
- Three Red Monkeys, Sydney... because their rock band KICKS ASS.

21) Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can FLOAT!?"
- Anne's new home in Perth, because I have a feeling she might be fascinated with such bizarre happenings :P

22) The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead person of your choice. Who is it?
- Adolf Hitler. We need to talk.

23) What's your theme song?
- "The Most Beautiful Girl In The World" by Prince. Bwahahhahahahaa! Okay okay, I'm kidding!

(Bah. That took awhile didn't it.)