Happenstance.

Whenever I get sick (which does NOT happen very often may I add), it is ALWAYS my fault. My late sleeping habits, the things I eat and do not eat, my lifestyle. Never a result of bad weather or virus in the air.

Yeah okay, say whatever you like. I brought it upon myself so I deserve this. But don't wonder why if I decide not to let you know the next time I fall sick.

(God I can't believe I have to deal with this parent thing at my age.)